Ronni Bumbles: Red Satin Roses

HELLO, IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY, AND I’VE BEEN ON A MUCH-NEEDED BREAK FROM MYSELF. You: “You’re not the only one. [eyeroll] What are Ronni Bumbles?” Me: They are a line of clip-on embellishments that I dreamed up while on vacation, but never bothered putting into production, because UGH and also WHATEVER. If you’d like to invest in an idea that promises to be copied by someone else and offered for a few bucks in the check-out aisle at Forever 21, please LET ME KNOW. In the meantime … here’s my first set.

Red satin ribbon rose flowers clips in hair - Wardrobe Myself blog

I suspect my friends and loved ones think these are kind of cheesy and pedestrian, but I stand by them. I feel very Dolce & Gabbana/Gucci in them, and quite frankly, not a whole lot else has been doing the job lately, so I’ll take what I can get/make.

Red silk fabric roses in hair - Wardrobe Myself - DIY fashion blog

I bought these earrings at Claire’s for a 90’s theme party. Claire’s will undoubtedly put my Ronni Bumbles out of business.

DIY satin ribbon fabric rose _ red satin rose

They look nice on my vanity, though.

DIY ribbon flower rose shoe clips - Wardrobe Myself blog

I made the roses with red satin ribbon, and the clips are V NICE, heavy gold with a solid hinge. In my hair, I clip them to bobby pins, shoes are a no-brainer, jacket lapels, purse handles, shirt collars, they seriously look good on everything. I don’t care if you don’t like them.

I only worry about you not liking ME.

Red flower shoe clips - DIY red satin roses - Wardrobe Myself style blog

These are the first nice pair of shoes I ever bought myself. In 1998. They were on sale for $300, and I didn’t eat for two weeks. And now here they are, literally twenty years old, wearing Ronni Bumbles.

Veronica Sheaffer - Wardrobe Myself style sewing blog - red roses in hair



Black High-Waisted Stretch Flares

HELLO, I MADE SOME STRETCH PANTS. Pants that stretch. Oooh boy. I spent a full day worrying that these were dangerously close to yogi territory, but I’m hopeful that if I keep up my zero fitness lifestyle, and wear these only with crop tops and high heels, no one will confuse me for someone “mindful” or “calm.”

Sewing an entire wardrobe on Wardrobe Myself

The fabric is thick and stretchy AF with ribbing and tiny white dots. The waistline is HIGH. The flares are FLARED. They’re too long for bare feet, so if I wear them at home, I have to walk around like fucking Zsa Zsa Gabor.

High waisted stretch flares - Wardrobe Myself blog - bw

There’s not much to them – they’re just stretch pants. They feel pretty hot, though.

Black High Waist Stretch Flares - handmade for Wardrobe Myself

Oh yeah and I made that lace top awhile ago.

Black stretch high waisted flares on Wardrobe Myself blog - bw

This is a great shot for people who think/know I’m full of myself.

Polka dot high waisted flares on Wardrobe Myself blog -bw

Pants, though.

Black dotted stretch flares on Wardrobe Myself blog - ghost model

For Halloween, I’m thinking of going as an insufferable blogger ghost who follows you around saying “I made that. And I made that. Oh look, I made this.” GOODBYE.

Wardrobe|Myself items completed:

  1. Blue velvet top (+ 1 pincushion)
  2. Green velvet lounge pants
  3. Cropped poet blouse
  4. Crocheted lace top
  5. Crocheted lace skirt
  6. Madras bustier
  7. Madras high-waisted short
  8. Pink granny test panty
  9. Navy scuba knit top
  10. Restyled satin bed jacket
  11. Beaded satin jacket
  12. Embellished pencil skirt
  13. Trellis sweatshirt
  14. Sequined dragon top
  15. Black high-waisted stretch flares